Bits

Everything's big in Russia

I guess he asked for a second opinion.
Malaysian Man Gets Double Whammy Divorce (AP)

When they threaten to ream you a new asshole...

Ride rage

I hope the jail's not serving hot dogs

Coincidence? Yeah, just like Demi Moore coming from Roswell.

Are you smarter than the Smithsonian?

A fifth grader caught them in a mistake... and they couldn't spell his name.