Sunday, March 23, 2008

Sometimes onions make me cry

I Love My Country–Aw, Who Am I Kidding? My Country Can Go Fuck Itself

The Onion

I Love My Country–Aw, Who Am I Kidding? My Country Can Go Fuck Itself

When I look at that grand old flag, waving up there, big and proud in the breeze, my heart swells near to bursting, and a tear forms in my eye...



This just resonated somehow. We've all met this guy, sometimes in the mirror.

Monday, March 10, 2008

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Compacted Dignity wants to save space in crowded graveyards.


Not sick yet? Try medical adoptions


Sorry, I'll go back to real stuff, like Oprah Winfrey's new book selection: The Alien Bible.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Poem in a Viagra email

From Tatlock Oaxaca:

Formed. When this has hardened sufficiently to thou art the
foremost of kshatriyas, and engaged the possession of wealth.
they, however, that in consequence of his greatness, partha
transgresses quoted by mabillon, in the acta sanctorum ordinis
arrows in battle, and causing a great destruction. Began
to waltz. Suddenly, without a moment's warning, resolution
recommending him for president. Later, deal. Take, for instance,
james whitcomb riley, i grew up, people told me how much
better off the hill we descended with extreme rapiditydown,
and thousands upon thousands of kings (that had rescue from
that miserable plight. I have, however, may 16, 1856. Ibid.,
p. 37. Sidenote shannon to his feet that car into the earth,
whereat the.
barguing

Amazon it

eyetooth?

Is this real?

BIA's Carl Artman (Cartman?) on Indian Casinos again